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Visionary sleep
I was dreaming
Jennifer Garner
came to me to talk about
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
fashion
democracy
Buddha
biodiversity
metallurgy
voting demographics
the influence of the Mafia
Richard Dawkins
the Kama Sutra
Game of Thrones
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