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Visionary sleep
I was dreaming
Uma Thurman
came to me to talk about
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
amazing investment opportunities
Buddha
Richard Dawkins
the history of
molecular biology
the heat death of the universe
the Easter bunny
renewable energy
the neighbour's hedge
discrete mathematics
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