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Visionary sleep
I was dreaming
Keira Knightley
came to me to talk about
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
the war on drugs
feminism
fairies
molecular biology
renewable energy
handbags
climate change
taxation
the Monty Hall problem
quantum physics
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.