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Visionary sleep
I was dreaming
Keira Knightley
came to me to talk about
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
lyme disease
...foreign policy
fairies
metallurgy
quantum physics
renewable energy
Bitcoin
politics
airport flight paths
electrical engineering
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
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