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Visionary sleep
I was dreaming
Diane Keaton
came to me to talk about
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
the merits of pineapple on pizza
prison overpopulation
antibiotic resistant bacteria
game theory
handbags
famous authors of the nineteenth century
...sentient creatures
politics
the birds and the bees
renewable energy
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
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