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Visionary sleep
I was dreaming
Diane Keaton
came to me to talk about
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
...sentient creatures
the influence of the Mafia
game theory
artificial intelligence
trigonometry
the Monty Hall problem
squirrels
the ageing population
plastic pollution
the birds and the bees
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Dan
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