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Visionary sleep
I was dreaming
Diane Keaton
came to me to talk about
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
amazing investment opportunities
...sentient creatures
Latin poetry
equal rights
the neighbour's hedge
lyme disease
theoretical linguistics
democracy
wildfires
Santa Claus
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.