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Visionary sleep
I was dreaming
Natalie Portman
came to me to talk about
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
building regulations
cytology
chronic alcoholism
the influence of the Mafia
game theory
the Kama Sutra
prison overpopulation
hair loss
artificial intelligence
my use of offensive language
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.