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Visionary sleep
I was dreaming
Natalie Portman
came to me to talk about
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
HDMI cables
socialism
peace in the Middle East
chronic alcoholism
Brexit
equal rights
Buddha
the Kama Sutra
the ageing population
crystallography
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.