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Visionary sleep
I was dreaming
Natalie Portman
came to me to talk about
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
high speed rail
trigonometry
alien life
how to make decent pastry
handbags
fashion
the war on drugs
building regulations
peace in the Middle East
bank interest rates
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.