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Visionary sleep
I was dreaming
Natalie Portman
came to me to talk about
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
the Monty Hall problem
molecular biology
the Kama Sutra
mineralogy
trigonometry
high speed rail
plastic pollution
bank interest rates
black holes
voting demographics
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.