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Visionary sleep
I was dreaming
Michelle Pfeiffer
came to me to talk about
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
quantum physics
...sentient creatures
equal rights
HDMI cables
Donald Trump
the merits of pineapple on pizza
pedicures
climate change
peace in the Middle East
Buddha
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.