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Visionary sleep
I was dreaming
Michelle Pfeiffer
came to me to talk about
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
voting demographics
fashion
my use of offensive language
the Kama Sutra
peace in the Middle East
trigonometry
this amazing sponge recipe
renewable energy
the ageing population
amazing investment opportunities
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.