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Visionary sleep
I was dreaming
Charlize Theron
came to me to talk about
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
chronic alcoholism
public relations
earthquakes
Game of Thrones
the Easter bunny
pedicures
the heat death of the universe
self-driving cars
the influence of the Mafia
the history of
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.