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Visionary sleep
I was dreaming
Charlize Theron
came to me to talk about
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
hair loss
Latin poetry
handbags
Richard Dawkins
smart home gadgetry
the war on drugs
discrete mathematics
quantum physics
yoga
artificial intelligence
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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