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Visionary sleep
I was dreaming
Tilda Swinton
came to me to talk about
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
chronic alcoholism
prison overpopulation
quantum physics
democracy
mineralogy
earthquakes
self-driving cars
the neighbour's hedge
Santa Claus
Brexit
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.