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Visionary sleep
I was dreaming
Keanu Reeves
came to me to talk about
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
this amazing sponge recipe
alien life
artificial intelligence
yoga
astrophysics
...foreign policy
ancient Greek mythology
the birds and the bees
prison overpopulation
the Easter bunny
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