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Visionary sleep
I was dreaming
Emily Blunt
came to me to talk about
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
the Easter bunny
...sentient creatures
Santa Claus
prison overpopulation
smart home gadgetry
wildfires
skiing technique
renewable energy
my use of offensive language
hair loss
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