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Visionary sleep
I was dreaming
Sandra Bullock
came to me to talk about
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
fibre optics
how to make decent pastry
skiing technique
Game of Thrones
the war on drugs
trigonometry
the merits of pineapple on pizza
metallurgy
chronic alcoholism
the neighbour's hedge
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