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Visionary sleep
I was dreaming
Glenn Close
came to me to talk about
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
this amazing sponge recipe
voting demographics
Brexit
...sentient creatures
climate change
peace in the Middle East
fairies
Richard Dawkins
fluid dynamics
black holes
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