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Visionary sleep
I was dreaming
Glenn Close
came to me to talk about
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
fairies
the Easter bunny
politics
self-driving cars
socialism
mineralogy
the ageing population
Brexit
Santa Claus
artificial intelligence
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.