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Visionary sleep
I was dreaming
Helen Mirren
came to me to talk about
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
Latin poetry
game theory
the war on drugs
the history of
astrophysics
lyme disease
this amazing sponge recipe
the neighbour's hedge
frisbees
chronic alcoholism
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