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Visionary sleep
I was dreaming
Angelina Jolie
came to me to talk about
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
prison overpopulation
the merits of pineapple on pizza
feminism
squirrels
alien life
artificial intelligence
socialism
the Easter bunny
skiing technique
pedicures
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.