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Visionary sleep
I was dreaming
Angelina Jolie
came to me to talk about
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
taxation
my use of offensive language
this amazing sponge recipe
metallurgy
pedicures
the history of
quantum physics
the surveillance state
fashion
Latin poetry
Privacy policy
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Dan
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