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Visionary sleep
I was dreaming
John Travolta
came to me to talk about
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
pedicures
prison overpopulation
the neighbour's hedge
fluid dynamics
Richard Dawkins
discrete mathematics
modern cryptography
fairies
Brexit
Game of Thrones
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Dan
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