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Visionary sleep
I was dreaming
John Travolta
came to me to talk about
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
fibre optics
bank interest rates
the neighbour's hedge
climate change
fluid dynamics
politics
black holes
ancient Greek mythology
cytology
the Easter bunny
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
.