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Visionary sleep
I was dreaming
Nicholas Cage
came to me to talk about
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
antibiotic resistant bacteria
quantum physics
the heat death of the universe
how to make decent pastry
molecular biology
my use of offensive language
chronic alcoholism
theoretical linguistics
amazing investment opportunities
Donald Trump
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
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