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Visionary sleep
I was dreaming
James Franco
came to me to talk about
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
the heat death of the universe
climate change
wildfires
chronic alcoholism
the influence of the Mafia
famous authors of the nineteenth century
the Monty Hall problem
this amazing sponge recipe
HDMI cables
ancient Greek mythology
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Dan
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