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Visionary sleep
I was dreaming
Sylvester Stallone
came to me to talk about
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
...sentient creatures
the heat death of the universe
HDMI cables
the surveillance state
the Easter bunny
the merits of pineapple on pizza
metallurgy
democracy
wildfires
antibiotic resistant bacteria
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.