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Visionary sleep
I was dreaming
Sylvester Stallone
came to me to talk about
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
hair loss
the influence of the Mafia
my use of offensive language
the birds and the bees
the surveillance state
cytology
chronic alcoholism
astrophysics
ancient Greek mythology
electrical engineering
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.