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Visionary sleep
I was dreaming
Sylvester Stallone
came to me to talk about
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
this amazing sponge recipe
self-driving cars
earthquakes
pedicures
metallurgy
mineralogy
smart home gadgetry
Donald Trump
hair loss
amazing investment opportunities
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Dan
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