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Visionary sleep
I was dreaming
Tom Cruise
came to me to talk about
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
self-driving cars
taxation
Bitcoin
hair loss
trigonometry
cytology
fluid dynamics
the ageing population
politics
the history of
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.