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Visionary sleep
I was dreaming
Tom Cruise
came to me to talk about
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
the heat death of the universe
lyme disease
biodiversity
the birds and the bees
...sentient creatures
Richard Dawkins
antibiotic resistant bacteria
alien life
crystallography
Buddha
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