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Visionary sleep
I was dreaming
Kevin Costner
came to me to talk about
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start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
handbags
this amazing sponge recipe
the war on drugs
quantum physics
frisbees
black holes
metallurgy
feminism
famous authors of the nineteenth century
equal rights
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.