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Visionary sleep
I was dreaming
Will Smith
came to me to talk about
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
smart home gadgetry
Buddha
crystallography
chronic alcoholism
politics
taxation
game theory
the surveillance state
the merits of pineapple on pizza
public relations
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.