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Visionary sleep
I was dreaming
Batman
came to me to talk about
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
lyme disease
chronic alcoholism
democracy
alien life
equal rights
bank interest rates
voting demographics
ancient Greek mythology
quantum physics
yoga
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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