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Visionary sleep
I was dreaming
Mel Gibson
came to me to talk about
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
yoga
taxation
game theory
the influence of the Mafia
the Kama Sutra
...sentient creatures
fibre optics
the heat death of the universe
this amazing sponge recipe
Buddha
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