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Visionary sleep
I was dreaming
Bill Murray
came to me to talk about
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
taxation
biodiversity
chronic alcoholism
earthquakes
prison overpopulation
Richard Dawkins
Latin poetry
crystallography
my use of offensive language
molecular biology
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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