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Visionary sleep
I was dreaming
Bill Murray
came to me to talk about
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
my use of offensive language
astrophysics
the war on drugs
Buddha
the influence of the Mafia
crystallography
Latin poetry
the merits of pineapple on pizza
this amazing sponge recipe
squirrels
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Dan
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