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Visionary sleep
I was dreaming
Denzel Washington
came to me to talk about
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
wildfires
yoga
self-driving cars
hair loss
black holes
...sentient creatures
voting demographics
the merits of pineapple on pizza
game theory
the war on drugs
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.