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Visionary sleep
I was dreaming
Matthew McCounaughey
came to me to talk about
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
the Monty Hall problem
earthquakes
frisbees
fashion
lyme disease
metallurgy
...foreign policy
the Kama Sutra
HDMI cables
bank interest rates
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.