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Visionary sleep
I was dreaming
Matthew McCounaughey
came to me to talk about
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
this amazing sponge recipe
Buddha
quantum physics
frisbees
airport flight paths
my use of offensive language
the surveillance state
smart home gadgetry
voting demographics
astrophysics
Privacy policy
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Dan
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