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Visionary sleep
I was dreaming
Harrison Ford
came to me to talk about
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
my use of offensive language
the war on drugs
equal rights
cytology
artificial intelligence
democracy
astrophysics
yoga
the Kama Sutra
neuroanatomy
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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