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Visionary sleep
I was dreaming
Donald Trump
came to me to talk about
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
fibre optics
crystallography
climate change
airport flight paths
democracy
the Easter bunny
Bitcoin
high speed rail
Donald Trump
the influence of the Mafia
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.