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Visionary sleep
I was dreaming
Johnny Depp
came to me to talk about
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
politics
discrete mathematics
the merits of pineapple on pizza
the Monty Hall problem
smart home gadgetry
biodiversity
Richard Dawkins
taxation
the influence of the Mafia
alien life
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.