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Visionary sleep
I was dreaming
Johnny Depp
came to me to talk about
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
the birds and the bees
the heat death of the universe
Bitcoin
cytology
the influence of the Mafia
fashion
fibre optics
black holes
public relations
airport flight paths
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.