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Visionary sleep
I was dreaming
Johnny Depp
came to me to talk about
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
fluid dynamics
trigonometry
equal rights
the Monty Hall problem
this amazing sponge recipe
high speed rail
Brexit
quantum physics
antibiotic resistant bacteria
metallurgy
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.