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Visionary sleep
I was dreaming
Clint Eastwood
came to me to talk about
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
the neighbour's hedge
climate change
fibre optics
alien life
antibiotic resistant bacteria
socialism
Donald Trump
equal rights
self-driving cars
Latin poetry
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.