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Visionary sleep
I was dreaming
Dustin Hoffman
came to me to talk about
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
crystallography
handbags
biodiversity
socialism
Brexit
high speed rail
the influence of the Mafia
game theory
theoretical linguistics
yoga
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.