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Visionary sleep
I was dreaming
Dustin Hoffman
came to me to talk about
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
the Easter bunny
equal rights
fairies
Game of Thrones
quantum physics
game theory
the Monty Hall problem
Santa Claus
politics
socialism
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.