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Visionary sleep
I was dreaming
Jack Nicholson
came to me to talk about
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
the surveillance state
bank interest rates
crystallography
high speed rail
the Monty Hall problem
mineralogy
the influence of the Mafia
theoretical linguistics
the merits of pineapple on pizza
the Kama Sutra
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.