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Visionary sleep
I was dreaming
Tom Hanks
came to me to talk about
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
peace in the Middle East
the Easter bunny
taxation
how to make decent pastry
skiing technique
democracy
hair loss
frisbees
socialism
renewable energy
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.