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Visionary sleep
I was dreaming
Tim Allen
came to me to talk about
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
alien life
wildfires
the Monty Hall problem
game theory
peace in the Middle East
Latin poetry
prison overpopulation
my use of offensive language
airport flight paths
high speed rail
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
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