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Visionary sleep
I was dreaming
Boris Johnson
came to me to talk about
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
plastic pollution
the heat death of the universe
Bitcoin
airport flight paths
the merits of pineapple on pizza
trigonometry
alien life
democracy
squirrels
equal rights
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.