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Visionary sleep
I was dreaming
Boris Johnson
came to me to talk about
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
fluid dynamics
artificial intelligence
the influence of the Mafia
chronic alcoholism
biodiversity
modern cryptography
plastic pollution
prison overpopulation
the neighbour's hedge
equal rights
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.