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Visionary sleep
I was dreaming
Sacha Baron Cohen
came to me to talk about
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
handbags
lyme disease
earthquakes
plastic pollution
Brexit
the Kama Sutra
wildfires
this amazing sponge recipe
skiing technique
squirrels
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
.