Sorry I'm late today

Visionary sleep

I was dreaming Kim Kardashian came to me to talk about …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

the Monty Hall problem theoretical linguistics hair loss peace in the Middle East black holes lyme disease equal rights how to make decent pastry the heat death of the universe the merits of pineapple on pizza

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