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Visionary sleep
I was dreaming
Ed Sheeran
came to me to talk about
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
fibre optics
the influence of the Mafia
politics
the birds and the bees
airport flight paths
plastic pollution
voting demographics
climate change
amazing investment opportunities
skiing technique
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.