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Visionary sleep
I was dreaming
Buzz Lightyear
came to me to talk about
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
the birds and the bees
the heat death of the universe
the influence of the Mafia
climate change
Donald Trump
Latin poetry
Game of Thrones
squirrels
smart home gadgetry
democracy
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Dan
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