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Visionary sleep
I was dreaming
Buzz Lightyear
came to me to talk about
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
squirrels
wildfires
...sentient creatures
hair loss
lyme disease
theoretical linguistics
the merits of pineapple on pizza
Richard Dawkins
...foreign policy
peace in the Middle East
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
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