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Visionary sleep
I was dreaming
Jackie Chan
came to me to talk about
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
wildfires
molecular biology
earthquakes
fashion
feminism
artificial intelligence
my use of offensive language
the ageing population
Buddha
the Monty Hall problem
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
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