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Visionary sleep
I was dreaming
Jackie Chan
came to me to talk about
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
my use of offensive language
electrical engineering
handbags
crystallography
plastic pollution
climate change
the merits of pineapple on pizza
the Monty Hall problem
prison overpopulation
the history of
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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