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Visionary sleep
I was dreaming
Jackie Chan
came to me to talk about
…
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start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
antibiotic resistant bacteria
squirrels
yoga
peace in the Middle East
trigonometry
alien life
Buddha
Richard Dawkins
the influence of the Mafia
democracy
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.