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Visionary sleep
I was dreaming
Jackie Chan
came to me to talk about
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
artificial intelligence
Buddha
fairies
neuroanatomy
Latin poetry
the heat death of the universe
trigonometry
pedicures
electrical engineering
fashion
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
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