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Visionary sleep
I was dreaming
Jackie Chan
came to me to talk about
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
quantum physics
...foreign policy
earthquakes
Santa Claus
the surveillance state
the Kama Sutra
Richard Dawkins
Game of Thrones
fibre optics
Latin poetry
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
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