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Visionary sleep
I was dreaming
Barack Obama
came to me to talk about
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start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
the history of
the birds and the bees
modern cryptography
the influence of the Mafia
the heat death of the universe
famous authors of the nineteenth century
fashion
the merits of pineapple on pizza
renewable energy
chronic alcoholism
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
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