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Visionary sleep
I was dreaming
Barack Obama
came to me to talk about
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
artificial intelligence
the influence of the Mafia
crystallography
climate change
the Kama Sutra
famous authors of the nineteenth century
how to make decent pastry
voting demographics
Brexit
handbags
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
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