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Visionary sleep
I was dreaming
Scarlet Johansson
came to me to talk about
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
alien life
wildfires
antibiotic resistant bacteria
high speed rail
earthquakes
my use of offensive language
trigonometry
astrophysics
the merits of pineapple on pizza
Donald Trump
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.