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Visionary sleep
I was dreaming
Scarlet Johansson
came to me to talk about
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
Brexit
public relations
the birds and the bees
Donald Trump
information theory
Latin poetry
fairies
the merits of pineapple on pizza
hair loss
...foreign policy
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Dan
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