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Visionary sleep
I was dreaming
Jennifer Aniston
came to me to talk about
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
astrophysics
earthquakes
theoretical linguistics
wildfires
feminism
Richard Dawkins
equal rights
alien life
prison overpopulation
smart home gadgetry
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
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