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Visionary sleep
I was dreaming
Jennifer Aniston
came to me to talk about
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
Bitcoin
the heat death of the universe
self-driving cars
the Kama Sutra
the Monty Hall problem
game theory
lyme disease
politics
molecular biology
Santa Claus
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
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