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Visionary sleep
I was dreaming
Brad Pitt
came to me to talk about
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
cytology
building regulations
theoretical linguistics
the birds and the bees
quantum physics
feminism
plastic pollution
equal rights
earthquakes
the Easter bunny
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
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