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Visionary sleep
I was dreaming
Reese Witherspoon
came to me to talk about
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
discrete mathematics
Donald Trump
the Kama Sutra
theoretical linguistics
the neighbour's hedge
how to make decent pastry
astrophysics
self-driving cars
quantum physics
the influence of the Mafia
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.