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Visionary sleep
I was dreaming
Leonardo DiCaprio
came to me to talk about
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
plastic pollution
the ageing population
...sentient creatures
politics
ancient Greek mythology
climate change
quantum physics
Santa Claus
molecular biology
artificial intelligence
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.