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Visionary sleep
I was dreaming
Leonardo DiCaprio
came to me to talk about
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
the Easter bunny
metallurgy
wildfires
peace in the Middle East
the history of
yoga
equal rights
squirrels
self-driving cars
pedicures
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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