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Visionary sleep
I was dreaming
Hulk Hogan
came to me to talk about
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
the Easter bunny
politics
renewable energy
Bitcoin
molecular biology
famous authors of the nineteenth century
antibiotic resistant bacteria
lyme disease
pedicures
quantum physics
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
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