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Visionary sleep
I was dreaming
Michael Jackson
came to me to talk about
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
the birds and the bees
...foreign policy
antibiotic resistant bacteria
trigonometry
bank interest rates
democracy
the Easter bunny
my use of offensive language
the influence of the Mafia
the Kama Sutra
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
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