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Superhero
I
kneed
a surgeon
trying to throw
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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shallots
tinned frankfurters
tomatoes
garlic cloves
fish fingers
porridge
peppercorns
chilli peppers
cat biscuits
chicken wings
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