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I kneed a dentist trying to throw pitted olives at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rat 🐀 a pigeon a magpie a koala 🐨 a blackbird a robin a goose a mouse 🐁 a raccoon 🦝 a swan 🦢

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